Score: 3

"NOT what I'd expect from Johnny Utah"

submission: Ching Chong Beautiful

date: December 13, 2009

I was psyched when you posted that screenshot! I thought there was gonna be a new JohnnyUtah video roaming this website! But you end up making a game...

First of all, TheSwain is a funny guy, I loved the Blockhead series, but he's not a very strong programmer. His stuff is really slow and clunky, even running full speed on a sweet-ass internet connection.

JohnnyUtah is also extreamly funny, and a good artist, but alot of people were looking more forward to the comedy portion of his stuff then the art, and that's all he seemed to contribute accept a few voices.

Sorry gentlemen, looks like it took alot of work, but not your best peice by far.
T-T

Score: 3

"Eeshk!!"

submission: Destroy All Cars

date: November 26, 2009

Awful, man. Awful. The physics are slow, the car slugs along, and the music makes me want to kill myself and everyone around me. Thanks!

Score: 9

"Pretty good stuff."

submission: Dragon Boy

date: November 7, 2009

Reminds me of dynasty warriors. Just a tad. I'm a suckr for games with evolving pet systems. :3

Score: 10

"Yes."

submission: Still Alive - Portal

date: September 27, 2009

I absolutely hated Portal (I have my reasons), but this song is awesome. This cake is great. It's delicious and moist.

Score: 7

"Meh..."

submission: Time Fcuk

date: September 20, 2009

Despite the humor and nice art stlye, this is just another platformer, dude. A good platformer, but the same exact game that's been made a million times. It's like Final Fantasy or Pokemon... But with the word Fcuk.

Score: 10

"Grraawwwlll..."

submission: Dadgame

date: September 19, 2009

Wont run without LAAAAG.
*Mental breakdown*

Score: 10

"Yes, BUT!"

submission: Ignite people on Fire

date: August 30, 2009

The gentleman below me has a point, this wasn't made as a deep, immersive gaming experience. It was made as 1.5 minutes of badass fun, during which you set people on fire. Couldn't be more pleased with this game.

Score: 10

"Jiggly..."

submission: Epic Battle Fantasy 2

date: August 29, 2009

Epic triumph. I'll play more in the morning... It's past 2...

Score: 10

"Holy shit, man!"

submission: :the game:

date: July 24, 2009

This game is so great, in every way. Make another or I'll let Krusoe out in your house.

Score: 10

"HOOOOLLLLYYY CRRRAAAAAPPP!!!!"

submission: Pixel

date: July 24, 2009

Dude, this is one of my favorite games on here!!! Well done! It's a beutiful game with nice music and smooth-as-hell gameplay that never gets old. Imagine how great this'd be on a console! C'mon, this just screames Xbox Live arcade.